GLAMAZON, the cutting edge CYBEROCK band from Los Angeles knows you have questions. And why shouldn't you? This is an artist that breaks every rule of Rock and Roll. Glamazon's gorgeous lead singer was formerly a male. The lead guitarist, a stunning siren from Germany, breaks the bonds of gender, (women aren't supposed to challenge guys on "their" turf), shredding on the guitar to put most guys to shame. And Glamazon's distinctly non-human cybernetic rhythm section flies in the face of tradition, proving that you don't need a live drummer and bass player to ROCK OUT! Read on...

Who else is a Glamazon? Could I become one?
There's lots of them. And you don't need to be a transsexual or any other kind of female to qualify, although that definitely helps. The only requirements are beauty and strength. Beauty on the outside is certainly a plus, but the inner variety is what truly counts. And strength isn't about muscles, honey. Many of our fans are true Glamazons. And so are some of our very favorite celebrities including Lita Ford, Joan Jett, Pat Benatar, Linda Hamilton (especially in Terminator 2), Grace Jones, Madonna, Demi Moore, Tina Turner, Nina Hagen, Prince, Sigourney Weaver, Ru Paul, Jimi Hendrix, Michael Jackson ... (we could go on and on with the list, but you get the idea).

What is a transsexual? Is that like being homosexual?
Jeez, where ya been, honey? Don'tcha watch television? To use an overly dramatic phrase, I was a "woman trapped in a man's body." To use a headshrinker phrase, I have the "gender identity" of a female. What that means to me was that my thoughts, feelings and values are more like a woman's than a man's. And it was easier to change my body than my mind. I feel more true to myself, living as Christine. This doesn't mean I think I'm just like a born-female, because I don't. As far as sexual orientation goes, there's no connection between Gender Identity and the choice of sexual and romantic partners. One might assume that, because I've "become" a woman, I must therefore be attracted to men. Bullshit. Try telling that to a lesbian. So if you must ask if I'm gay I have to say yes, I'm attracted to other women. So there.

Why is the lead singer a transsexual?
Hell, I don't know! And frankly, I don't care why anymore. Beyond guesswork, not even the Ph.Ds understand why some people are transsexual. One thing is clear: four years in the Air Force, two of college, eighteen months of marriage—everything I tried to fit into the world as a man—didn't "cure" me. Whatever the reason, I was meant to be this way. So the best move was to get on with life and not waste more time trying to understand. Acceptance, you know? The bottom line is: I'm happy, which is more than you can say for a lot of "normal" people. Our song "This Is Your Life" embraces this philosophy. You can turn yourself inside out trying to live up to someone else's ideals or you can have a fabulously, outrageously good time being yourself. It's up to you.

What's it like being a transsexual?
I'd suggest talk shows but you won't learn anything from them. I've appeared on several, only to discover the audience didn't give a fuck about what I had to say, about my feelings. Plus so many people think "trannies" are fit only to be whores and porn stars. (I still get email from oversexed boys who think sexwork should be my main ambition in life.) And, worst of all, your own family and friends might drop you like a live rattlesnake because you're not "normal" any more. Sometimes discrimination and prejudice wears you down, and you want to throw in the towel.

On the bright side, there's lots of accepting people who see you as human being instead of a sideshow mutant. Most importantly, you discover the joy of complete personal freedom and the satisfaction that comes from knowing you're true to yourself. You can always make new friends, and some family members may decide their love outweighs their dismay. You need patience. If you really want to know a lot more, you can order my autobiography. Send me an email and we'll talk. By the way, I'm also a published author. Check out Christine's Writing.

Who the hell is Trixie Crystal?
A stage personna of Christine Beatty, Trixie Crystal is the masturbatory fantasy of horny trannychasers everywhere. Trixie is a blonde floozie who gets a Fifty for twenty minutes and she doesn't take checks. And Trixie doesn't care what you call her 'cause she's got rent to pay, and she knows you're gonna think whatever you want anyway. With a soul (and voice) from the Bronx, you'd never know she grew up in the 'burbs south of "Frisco" as a middleclass whiteboy.

Does she or doesn't she?
Only my lover and my doctor know for sure. Sometimes people have asked me an incredibly rude, prying personal question which amounts to "did you get it cut off yet?" (The surgeons don't actually cut it off, it's turned inside out like a glove and fitted up inside... which probably more than you wanted to know, huh?) Talk show hosts are the worst. I've been on eight shows so far (2 national and 3 local TV, and 3 radio) and only Montel Williams and Carol Queen were polite enough not to inquire. Maybe the others thought it's their job to ask, but I think it's nobody's fucking business. There are far more interesting things to ask me. For instance, "What's it like to be a transsexual?" But so many people have this infantile fascination with genitalia it hampers mature conversation. So, to answer your undignified question: You'll have to wait for the autobiography.

Why did Rynata come to this country from Germany?
Well, since she still orders Spaten and Becks, you know it wasn't for the beer. The answer can be summed up in two words: recording contract. And this woman deserves massive success. A sixstring slinger extraordinaire, she's well earned the title of "Shredmistress." Rynata is also an awesome arranger, collaborating with Christine to produce Glamazon's groundbreaking sound. Fifteen years in America have erased all but traces of her sexy German accent and her disdain for Budweiser. One hot fraulein, she looks great in leather. Kneel and grovel, you worms.

What do you sound like? Who do you sound like?
Labels are such a double-edged sword. You need a point of reference, but once a label has been affixed then you're boxed in by it. Some folks would call us "Metal," Rock City News in LA nominated us as "Best Glam Band" in 1999 and 2000, and we've been called other things (we slapped those assholes). We settled on "Cyberock" as the best label to suggest our futuristic approach to over favorite genre: ROCK! As far as comparisons go, Glamazon has been likened to many bands, but none have hit the mark. We've been likened to Queen, Rush, Judas Priest, Dream Theater, Suicidal Tendencies and even Frank Zappa, but you'll have to decide for yourself. We're different.

What the hell is Cyberock? And what about your rhythm section?
Our rhythm section is a big part of our Cyberock sound. Disillusioned by the bass players and drummers of our first two years we decided we're better off with human-programmed computer controlled synthesizers... for a whole bunch of reasons. Read our Band Bio for the lowdown on R2D2 and The Glamazon Story for more details. The other facet of Cyberock is the artful use of digital effects on our guitars and vocals.

I am totally hooked. Where can I buy your stuff?
Just boogie on over to Go-Girl Records and whip out your credit card or check book. If you like receiving things in the mail, send a self-addressed stamped envelope to Glamazon, PO Box 15836, North Hollywood, CA 91615 for the free Official Glamazon Guidebook & Catalog, plus some flashy (gold foil) 2 x 4 stickers. You will also be put on our mailing list so you can receive notices of upcoming shows in your area. Be sure to include your email address if you'd prefer to be notified that way.

How can I get on your mailing list?
Send us a Mailing List Request, and the deed will be done.

What if my question wasn't answered here?
So send us an E-Mail, already!